Saturday, November 5, 2011

Overheard: Subtle Insults

Me:  "Nathan, I can't pick you up.  You're too big."
Nathan:  "I'm big.  And Jacob's big."
Me:  "Is Daddy big, too?"
Nathan:  "No.  Daddy's just short."
(He's not really.  He's 5'9" - shorter than me, but not short.)

Paul:  "Are you going to grow up and get big?"
Nathan:  "Yeah.  And you growed up and got almost big."

Nathan:  "Daddys don't have big bellys.  Only Mommy does."

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