Overheard: That's Jacob!

Working on a project:
"Jacob, I need Daddy's square.  Do you know what that is?"
"Yeah.  It's a triangle."
(Pretty good for a 5-year-old to know what a carpenter's square is!)

At Thanksgiving:
"Jacob, what are you thankful for?"
"My family.  My warm house.  And our mighty God!"

Trying to calm him down at 2 AM after a bad dream:
"God's taking care of you while you sleep.  Can God see everything?"
"Yeah."
"Does God know everything?  Does He know what you dream about?"
"Yeah."
"Can God do anything?"
"Except sin."