Overheard:

As I was sitting in the living room, nursing Zadie, Jacob was sitting on the floor looking at a book.  He was talking to himself as he flipped pages, and I hear this:

"There's a guy.  And his penis."

WHAT???

I guess that's the danger of letting your children look at children's educational books.  He was looking at a Childcraft book, so the statue (the Colossus of Rhodes, ironically) had it's bits covered with a leaf.  But it really looks more like the other than like a leaf.