Overheard:

"Ssssssssss. Sssssssssss. Sssssssssss." (Jacob is scooting on his belly across the linoleum.)

"What's that sound? What's crawling across my floor?"

" 'Nake!"

"A snake!? What's a snake say?"

"Sssssssssss. Ssssssssss. Sssssssssss. Bite!"

At least this snake warns you before he bites your leg.