Me: "Nathan, I can't pick you up. You're too big."
Nathan: "I'm big. And Jacob's big."
Me: "Is Daddy big, too?"
Nathan: "No. Daddy's just short."
(He's not really. He's 5'9" - shorter than me, but not short.)
Paul: "Are you going to grow up and get big?"
Nathan: "Yeah. And you growed up and got almost big."
Nathan: "Daddys don't have big bellys. Only Mommy does."