You Know You're a Mom When.....

...you can yank a two-year-old off the floor who's in the middle of a screaming fit and is peeing himself (the screaming fit was brought on by - get this - me not being able to go with him to the bathroom), spank him, haul him to the bathroom, yank his pants down, put him on the potty, and throw a rag on the puddle on the floor.... all without the three-month-old unlatching from nursing.